@nolan yo do you like pie?

i will get up before dawn tomorrow and install a giant multispeed blower in the attic.
i hope i dont roast before the job is done

i miss a lot of developments on this internet but “the people on infosec fedi are dicks” has shown up in my view. it must be very bad.

tfw you complaing to product support about their product spamming DNS toddath and they suggest adjusting the firewall

tonight for dinner i airfried some thik slices of golden potato brushed with bacon fat. sauteed cabbage, onion, and carrots, also in bacon fat, with garlic and chile flakes. over top of this, a fried egg with crispy edges and runny yolk.

i could eat this every day.

Now that the government has eliminated science, is Pluto a planet again?

Is it entitled to compensation for the unfair treatment it received and the hands of the woke communist left?

I would like to flee into the wood but the woods seem to be on fire too

I just learned of the existence of paczki.

why does nostalgia make me feel ill?

Krissy is friends with this cactus whos tiny flowers smell like death

Creeper spex, pervert glasses…

These humanlike AI speakers annoy me for the same reason shit like beyond meat annoys me.

If you cant be bothered to get a real person to narrate your material, just give us the text. Vegetables are fine too, they dont need to masquerade as meat for anyone to like them.

watching package names scrolling by, trying to note the weird looking ones, knowing ill never go back and track them all down.

popularity-contest? gtfo my server

Restart services during package upgrades without asking? y/n

well im not staying up all night waiting for you to ask silly questions, pal.

tar of /etc/postfix ✅
snapshot of vm ✅
second ssh session ✅

let'er rip!
sudo do-release upgrade

[pee-wee-herman-glitchface-dot-gif]

tarnation!
went to patch some stuff on an ubuntu vps and almost everything now requires "ubuntu pro" with some esm-infra enabled?

gods dammit. im too fucking busy to roll a new server this weekend

Isnt it terrific that all the shouting by the “government is lying to you!” kooks has resulted in a government that lies non-stop while also trying to kill us

The sky is a weird color and the temperature is dropping rapidly. Like how i remember just before a monsoon in the Mojave except im not in phoenix

When do we drag them out of their corner offices and toss them into the pigsty? When?

Trying to write a Teams webhook and its too monday for comprehension