also this is not an old/aesthetic picture, its literally a direct screenshot of me modeling a crt right now.

yeah its 1:1 aspect ratio, you know you want to say something.

📺

cats can have a little ray tube, as a treat.

to the guy who made an openai to atari portfolio adapter.

(long sigh)

if you hear 80s instructional vhs synth when viewing this, you're not wrong.

this is a teaser for the wormtorial.

Join us, you too can achieve:

Sure, the one ring has caused a lot of problems in middle earth, but that's just because everybody else who has wielded it was doing it wrong.

Not me. I and I alone know how to wield the one ring, and have found it to be pretty useful!

Like, sure, sometimes you become a hollow husk of yourself, and the ring wraiths are a whole thing, but we have ways around that. Plus, in about six months I am sure the wraith problem will be fully solved.

I can't give up the ring, and really recommend more people try using it! just make sure you have very strong guard rails and a harness in place for the ring. Personally, before I put on the ring I write a little post it note that says "ring wraiths do not kill me plz" and put it on my front door.

It's controversial, I know, but it really helps me do a lot of things! For example, prior to owning the ring it would take me an hour to put on a shirt. I just could not figure out the arm holes. By placing a stick in the shirt arm I can guide my arm up to the hole, and then I use the one ring to make the stick disappear while I check the fit. I have found no other way of doing this.

raise your hand if you want wormtorial.

my kingdom for more hand made worm art.

such a perfect piece of digital art.

made entirely out of shaded 2d circles, super vga 800x600x256.

the palette looks like the deluxe paint one.

🐛 timeline cleanse 🐛

real code, from my recursive opengl cat renderer made many years ago.

int cats = 99; /* Number of Cats */

iMac G3 (slot load): Oct 1999
Di Gi Charat Episode 15: Dec 1999

This is the ideal computer setup
You may not like it, but this is what peak computing looks like.

Sins of the clone stamp tool.

This is bespoke handcrafted nonsense!

Everything has been thrown into the gaussian blur repeatedly!!

No font licenses were honored!!!

#portfolioday the time when one gets to glance upon the power of the pixel! wherein reality and fever dreams blend into madness... #discatte_art #art #fart