Larry King is dead, which, a) he was old, and b) he died in 2021

I thought he must have died like, last year

#mutualaid
#blackmutualaid
#mutualaidrequest

Hey lovelies

I need help staying alive: im completely out of money, i rarely have enough for food. I'm working every day to improve my station but it gets hard.

I know things are fucked, but if you could help an out of work black developer get something to eat, it'd be biblically appreciated

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https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu

they're a little few racks short of a data center

Food reviewer: I'm here trying this jerk spot to see-

look i know what you mean, but we've *gotta* word that differently

how do you sleep?

Do you call it the Web or the Net

"crime doesnt pay" but ive never seen a billionaire with clean hands

Bears have gotta be the biggest "if not friend, why friend-shaped?" in the animal kingdom

you call it a "typo", i call it "textual panache"

if someone's telling you a story about how they went over the top trying to get back at someone for something that is, objectively, small and nothing, that's a red flag

hear me out:

country goth

I had to refer to the "pound" key on the phone as the "hashtag" key to someone today

Im outta here

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Wait wait wait

Timestream Navigator isnt legendary.

So you can just...copy it

😈

#mtg

Ad: the boots trusted by NASCAR

I had no idea they were wearing boots. You could have told me they wore only thigh highs and i'd believe you

Ooo, they have the internet on computers now

The supply chain is so bad right now that the only RAM I could find came as a DIY kit.

In theory, theory and practice are the same thing; but in practice, im finding they're not.

imagine walking to the store and you run into the hammer bros

i feel like living in the mario universe would be terrifying