What the fresh hell is this?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/117451818001188131

Someone give me a billion dollars just so I can live as a shining example of a billionaire who bought a sailboat and went cruising without fucking the rest of the world over.

The bar exam is not an “insignificant” detail. You fucking failed then lied about your credentials.

OMFG. Will the stupid ever cease. Want to get laid? BE LESS TOXIC.

JFC. “Water may not flow from the tap if you don’t turn it on.”

RE: https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/117435870536175802

AI Researchers should leap off tall buildings and wait for agentic anti-gravity to rescue them.

Drink radium and arsenic, you pathetic cowards. https://lemmy.ml/post/53916463

Watching America today is like sitting on the USS Enterprise and helplessly observing an alien civilization voluntarily jump into a volcano.

Crazytown sunset colors tonight. Not long after I took this, a near murmuration of HUNDREDS of crows passed overhead to circle and land in a nearby park. I have never seen so many at once.

Already pivoted to SDI: Super Duper Intelligence. Do try to keep up, @lauren

RE: https://mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@lauren/117355067761951367

This is the reality of “stock options” now. The shares handed out to grunts are diluted into toilet paper and the insiders get gravy shares.

RE: https://mstdn.ca/@charette/117333917595503591

Unpopular hot take: if I get to choose a project where the responsible adults live and will simply do things safely, it’s petroleum refining and petrochemicals all damned week and twice on Sunday. They spend the money, take no shortcuts, the systems soldier on for two to three decades and get replaced.

The avante garde press darling chemical plants funded by vulture capital are completely the Wild West on the other hand.

They’ll still have microphones, so no. Still shit.

RE: https://flipboard.com/@bbcnews/world-c8sqdvr9z/-/a-0sQeDBFqSoi2TjLXq0EbiQ%3Aa%3A3199692-%2F0

JHC. It takes a square-mile datacenter to remember to drop Becky off at kindergarten?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117288257414515518

If available, just shoot/hunt with steel shot. There is no discernible difference to some of the best shooters in the world. https://mcgraw.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Shot-report_online.pdf

Well, fuck. Who’s going to fund lifesaving medical research now?

We must respect the fascist property. Fascists have zero obligations to respect our air, water, rights, or any other thing, however.

RE: https://kolektiva.social/@igd_news/117131037412202811