When I was a kid... punishment at school involved going to sit in a corner away from the other kids.
I quickly realised that if I started a fight with other kids, I could sit in the corner in the nice chair and read.
I started a lot of fights.
Friend: I want to have a word with you
Me: That sounds ominous
Friend: You told me you were reading to my kids from the 'good book'
Me: I am
Friend: I asked my kids what their favourite part was
Me: OK....
Friend: They said it was when Gandalf defeated the Balrog
Me: Cool.
Friend: THAT'S NOT THE GOOD BOOK!!!
Me: I know... it's a fantastic one.
Me: Technically... it's 3 fantastic books.
#BadPicsOFood time... it's been a while. Keep forgetting to display the poorly arranged plates of grub I rustle up and slop on a plate.
Todays attempt... beer battered cod, minty mushy peas and some crispy home made seasoned wedges... with a dollop of ketchup and mayo on the plate for good measure.
RE: https://mastodonapp.uk/@MarkHoltom/117387232561803748
I actually think this is an under estimate... but the billionaires continue to fund political parties to keep everyone else divided and fighting amongst themselves.
Which is easy for them to do because the stupid and ignorant are happy to have their inherent prejudices enabled and enhanced... it makes them feel special when they encouraged to be vile, pathetic pieces of shit and a stain on this country.
I'd rather have a hundred hard working and honest immigrants for every single vile racist piece of shit in this country.
Let's deport the racists.
It was beautiful today, almost perfectly clear skies. So popped over to the garden centre to get some bark chippings for the raised bed at the front of the house.
Afterwards, took a drive to the coast, and walked along a pier for a coffee and some cake overlooking the strait.
There was no wind at all, the sea was perfectly calm all along the coast and down the strait and we were at the peak of high tide.
There was a slight haze to the view, but you could see all the way down the coast for miles.
Hmmm... what am I going to do today.
In the 1998 movie Blade, you see the main character using a lot of close up weapons... guns, small machine guns, shotguns as well as swords and knives.
In the entire movie there is not a single scene where the actor Wesley snipes.
Another pair of my socks got divorced this week.
My favourite flirting technique is playing hard to get. I stay at home and have nothing to do with the opposite sex.
Just for some perspectives for other countries.
That's £9 a UK gallon (4.5lts)
That's $10 a US gallon (3.8lts)
That's €10.46 a UK gallon In Europe
That's $16.98 a UK gallon in Australia
If you're not paying that... or more... shut the fuck up about your subsidised prices.
Diesel has now hit £1.99.9/lt in some places around me... Best I can find is £1.95.7.
I don't think people realise that the coming climate disasters will be viewed by billions through a screen and the videos become closer and closer and closer... until you are the one filming it.
Meta now banning Feminism, blocking any advertising for a Virginia Woolfe play because of 'social topics'
But they'll literally allow nazi propoganda to flow freely.
A reminder that if you use ANY meta products, such as facebook, insta, snapchat and so forth... You are ultimately complicit in allowing this.
If you as a male, like playing games as a female protagonist. If you like clothing your female character, trying out different looks, makeup and so forth.
You might... just might... like looking at digital boobies.
Me: Why is it that everything that could make me happy... is too expensive, illegal or a sin?
Friend: Are you still upset about the booby traps?
Dammit... I fell on my arse in the car park this morning.
Friend: Having 1 lazy day a week, can improve you health, lower stress and high blood pressure as well as improve mental health.
Me: I'm the healthiest person on the planet then.
Friend: (sighs) Why?
Me: I have 7 of them each week.
When I was a kid, I never realised that 60% of my free time as an adult would be taken up by making food and cleaning the house.
In the latest fuck you to people who bought Ed Sheeran tickets... the promoters are refusing refunds on the tickets purchased.
However... banks are allowing chargebacks if you used a debit card and credit card companies will allow a section 75 claim because you are not getting what you paid for... meaning that because Macklemore and other support acts are no longer performing... you aren't getting what you actually paid for when you bought the tickets... which is grounds for a refund.
So get your refund, and consider donating it to a charity that supports Palestine.
#FreePalestine
#PalestinianHolocaust
#ZionistsFuckOff
#EdSheeranFuckOff
