Landlord on the phone: just go on in and take whatever you want, feed on whoever you like

Vampire: trying but I can't get in

Landlord: what, but I invited you in

Vampire: yes but I can't come in, you're sure this is your home? Other people seem to live here

Landlord: yes I own it!

Vampire: you own it, but do you live in it?

Landlord: what does that matter? It's mine

Vampire: it's your *property*, it's not your *home*

Landlord: it's mine! who cares if I live in it?!

Vampire: magic law, why do you want me in anyway

Landlord: the tenants are late on rent, I figure this was a cheaper way to get rid of them...

Vampire: yeah this isn't going to work

Landlord: but don't you need to feed?

Vampire: don't worry, I figured out an alternative, thanks for inviting me in

My age verification? I remember when GitHub had multiple nines of uptime.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/117436969293772611

@mcc ICYMII ... although Redox looks cooler to me because cross-developmemt.

Boost if you have a mutual you would desugar

the great* thing about slopping out code is you can just execute on any idea without first having to sit and think about whether it's worth the effort both short and long term

*note: sarcasm

@MarioMakesStuff Why would I be very tired? I've literally waited my whole life for my government to be taken over by a mob of psychological abusers and racketeers! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

are you having a nice time on feddy?

(boost for inclusivity)

RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/117412410400360602

Did he even try to tell Hegseth what a bad idea streaming a firing squad execution is? My guess is he, like Hegseth, wants this to go ahead because Trump wants it.

Push back, people! ... Cancel your accounts, stop watching, be proactive!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/117411664464031800

If I were the CEO of AlphaBet (YouTube), Meta or Amazon (Twitch), I'd be calling a press conference and saying whatever CEO-speak is for, "Hell No! We are not streaming that into peoples' homes during the holidays, or ever!"

@Viss I'm holding my fire until I see which carriers are going to carry it. What streaming service would be messed up enough to carry it?

It's not like Hegseth can just set up a camera, connect it to the internet and say, "Here it is, folks!" Someone actually has to say, "Oh yeah, we want to pump that into peoples' homes during the holidays."

showing up at a blood incantation concert with this on a shirt just to see if it gets me jumped

In primaries this year, Democratic turnout utterly dwarfed Republican turnout. But does it mean anything for November?

It turns out the answer is very much yes.

A new analysis from @donnermaps.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy suggests that Dems are on track for a 13-point blowout in the House vote.

Here's why.

Massive primary turnout points...

When I was a kid I didn't understand what a special effects or stunts were and thought that people who 'died' in movies were terminally ill and their families got money for their sacrifice.

WYSIWTLLMGYTIOLI - What You See Is What The Large Language Model Gives You Take It Or Leave It

#DeepThoughtsASongOrLimerick

Even the President of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked

Make you a deal, Bob - I'll unsee that when you unsing it.

A 24 year old farm worker was killed by heat in Mississippi.

No worker should be killed on the job, but we still have no enforceable federal heat protection rules. 1/

Prompt: Canadian-American trade relations
Style: Speaking Truth to Power

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/znmeb_linkedin-cringebot-3000-activity-7498840783769227264-9V6i

The composer we know today as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart wasn’t born with that name.

He was actually born Bob Mozart. One day, when he was in junior high, he came home and told his parents he’d had enough of school and was going to go run with the wolves.

Well, as you can imagine, they were furious! His father screamed, “You’re joining a wolf gang? For the love of God!”

And it stuck.

#Curmudgeonry

#DeepThoughtsASongOrLimerick

Even the President of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked

Make you a deal, Bob - I'll unsee that when you unsing it.

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever