Full text search won't happen on this instance.

Choosing between an EOL version and an unsupported (by mastodon) version of Elasticsearch is kinda not great.

Sure, the newer versions will probably work, but not having any search will probably work too.

Next Up: full text search and upgrading away from 4.4.* to 4.7.*

I finally moved my mastodon instance over to new hardware.
So I can turn off the VPS it outgrew like a year ago.

And I only had 12 hours of downtime.

I of course didn't stick with them, but how can you even defend that shit?

To the Proton support person who tried to convince me to stick with them last year because I just misunderstood the comment their CEO made about Trump:

Fuck you. I hope Yen replaces you with AI.

It ha no stylus support and the hinges don't go further than usually.

What monkey paw implementation is this?

If Microsoft could fix EternalBlue in Windows XP maybe the PHP Group also can backport their patches to some EOL versions.

done.

I guess dates are hard.

Shoutout to Ruhr Uni Bochum for requesting / over and over again for no reason.

Went home early to disable services that use #PHP on my servers until the patch is out.

The logs show nothing suspicious, other than the normal amount of internet scans.

How does that even happen?

Ich finde Peter Urban schräg.

Wenn du RSS nicht magst darfst du eben keine Podcasts machen.

Just received a ticket that Claude stopped working on one users PC and that they couldn't fix it themselves.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

If you couldn't have done it without Claude that just means you suck at it.

Git gud

Hmmm...

Computers don't think.

Therefore they aren't.

I would love to be so dense to believe that there's no difference in a company that does one evil thing and a company that does multiple.

Obviously the best amount is 0. But sometimes that doesn't exist and you have to pick the one closest to 0.

It's been 0 days since the last time someone misinterpreted "there is no ethical consumption in capitalism" to me.

People ask me lots of questions already answered by my "I <3 Tracking Pixels"-email.

~ HP, Probably