LilaHexeLilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
Oct 24, 2026, 7:05 PMretooted embers
People should do more kink things with contracts and legal shenanigans. Just think of the options!
It was literally made for bratting, from both top and bottom.
- "Pff. And who are you? The head of compliance?"
- "Here, sign this." - "What is tha-" - "Don't worry about it kitten,,"
- "Not only do I want you to. You must. According to the ToS you signed without reading."
- "Oh, why should you do that? Appendix 2, section 4, subsection 1, clauses 2-6" - *frantic shuffling through paper*