actually I don’t have a television or a radio either why am I supposed to pay for this

I remain of the opinion that the Rundfunkbeitrag as a concept is extremely stupid

especially as it raises questions like "I don’t have a television, I am an international student and I don’t speak German, why the fuck should I actively fill out forms to pay for this"
but no god forbid they pay for that from taxes because you know who paid for the public broadcasting system from taxes? the Nazis! and we’re not Nazis aren’t we???

aargh

DB APIs really have two genders, the most professionally crap looking XML schemas and JSON horrors beyond comprehension

ah yes my razor blade holder is from the dm "feminine" brand because it’s the only one they had, but the blades are "FOR MEN"

you can see that they’re for men by the way that they are cheaper

I wasn’t expecting "can’t wait until I can’t use my bank card because GCP or AWS did an oopsie" to become a self fulfilling prophecy

It’s like €1,50 lol

can somebody here do me a small favour and order a 2nd class ticket from Herzogenrath to Amersfoort Centraal with BC25 and NL100%? Revolut has an outage and can’t pay

dear people of fedi, my housemate is currently eating raw ramen, and claims this is a relatively normal thing in germany. please vote in this poll as i think she has completely lost it

please boost this highly academical research for visibility

"Gute Arbeit machen Sie da!"
BPol-Arschloch: "Danke schön!"
"… die Bundesgrenze beschutzen, durch das belaestigen von Leute die anders aussehen wie du!"

going to the nix store anyone want anything

"this thing is free”
"you can get it on my patreon/ko-fi"

yeah uh its either free or it isn’t

where can I complain that my linguistic rights are being impaired

truly living the European dream

buy groceries in Belgium, consume them in Germany, commit bottle deposit fraud with them in the Netherlands

"I hold Russian citizenship, I fled/left there a while ago"
"Oh but the war??? what about the war?? you’re not one of those Putin bootlickers are you???"

I feel bad for these people who keep having to prove themselves just because they have the wrong country on their passport
I thought leftists didn’t really like that

"I am an anarchist, I don’t believe in borders" people when they meet someone who happens to have been born in a country they deem to be bad (even if they pass all the usual leftist purity tests)

anyone in Germany who has a 42 volt Xiaomi/Ninebot charger lying in a drawer that they’re not using and want to get rid of for a good price?

(boosts welcome!)

can anyone with access to whatever ERA system or the like provide the UIC code for Ihrhove and Bunde (Ostfriesland)?
DB IBNR 8003051 and 8001269 respectively
wikidata doesnt have them yet

boosts appreciated this highly annoys me

"Wenn sowas passiert, euch passieren auch Fehler. Vergiss das nicht. Niemand hat in Straßenverkehr keine Fehler gemacht."
20km/h im Füßgangerzone ohne eKFV-Freigabe? "Naja, kann vorkommen, jeder macht manchmal Fehler"
alter wie kognitiv dissonant kann man sein

Neues Trinkspiel: E-Roller-Asis auf YouTube gucken und bei jeden StVO/eKFV-Ordnungsverstoß ein Shot Wodka trinken.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rg91YSoornQ