<furtively approaches @TheBreadmonkey and sits down next to him. No eye contact is made>
<opens a newspaper and pretends to read - all awareness is on Ben. I speak aloud - still not looking at him>

Word on the street is that you are offering £1 million for someone to "take out" the duke of wellington and Kelly Osbourne so you can make risotto?

<seeing Ben's confused look>

Sorry, must have got mixed messages!

<drops paper and walks away into the crowd>