How do you drain the swamp? Well, you start by filling it, and then ...

On my moto commute home yesterday, a Tesla changed lanes into me and corrected before contact after I beeped. The driver had the window down smoking a cigar.

Mac is short for macaroni.

Replaced shoes in a drum brake yesterday for the first time in decades. What a miserable task. Feels like a bunch of random parts haphazardly strung together by random springs! #FediMechanic

You know, the end of the soprano sax solo in the unusually tangential bridge of Ants Marching never fails me. We've all heard it a thousand times. But every damn time those chords resolve and the soloist delivers us back to the groove I'm freakin elated for the ride I just took. #music

Copy pasta over slop. Easy choice.

Why the hell do state attorneys general keep folding in the middle of their challenges, settling for crap terms (and selling us out)?

It's down to the 50s and 60s now at commute time here in NJ. Time to hang up the mesh gear.

o-`o

Amazing what 21 years on the road can do. #ScionXb

Oh no you didn't just smack me in the face with this shit! #Asana #AI #GTFO

Macklemore was awesome at his Saturday performance in #NJ.

I've spent a lot of today mixing Bondo, making messes, trying to angle-grind those messes into something that looks intentional. Labor day indeed!

Remember when you had ticket stubs after an event?

There's a pickup soccer game every Sunday morning nearby. Every week many of the same people show up. It's such a simple thing, but it makes my week every time ❤⚽

I don't know #LukasGraham, but I love his shirt

@404mediaco in the house!

Lemmings #google

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117136108843361488

Yes, and a ballroom.

"We're gonna colonize Mars,
We're gonna have driverless cars ..."

@404mediaco Jason's gotta finish those lyrics, gonna be a satirical bop!

Straight from Hackers Got Talent to a hotel room that can hear Olivia Dean emanating from MSG. Only at #HOPE26