Your new password can’t be identical to one you’ve used in an alternate reality

Large and in charge

Scant attendance at the press junket for my next post

If you need marinara dipping sauce for just a few things you make like, oh I dunno, mozzarella sticks, or maybe chicken parm sandwiches, just buy a jar of pizza sauce. Often I've opened a whole jar of spaghetti sauce and forgotten about it, it goes to waste.

By the way, pizza sauce is good drizzled on some zucchini I took out of the air fryer.

My friend just received some good work news, and I feel so freakin' happy. He works very hard.

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Logan
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Conor
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Eddy

Did the person on the other end of the phone call realize what a phony I am being all sweet and polite? Blech. I overdo it.

#MeerMittwoch

Your password must contain a smaller password, that itself contains a smaller password, that itself also contains a still-smaller password, and so on.

Okay. I'm losing it.

I just entered a phone number my cell's calculator to make a call! 😅

kill me now

No wonder I didn't finish this blanket. Why did 'Past Annie' make it so wide? I have to do about 360 stitches for each row (60 SC, 300 DC, it's Shell Stitch). I think I intended it to lay on the back of a sofa I no longer own. #Crochet

Your new password cannot be longer than 8 characters, cannot include numbers, special characters or capital letters, and must contain the word “password”

Why no soap and no opera found in Soap Operas?

A cicada just *flew into me* and we both started screaming about it

I changed my name because I cracked myself up.

It's raining. So I'm starting a row on a crochet blanket I was working on when the winter Olympics were in Utah. Huzzah!

Have you seen this bear (center)? He was abducted from my Dodge Omni in the summer of 1985. His name is Goober.

Sitting outside on my deck eating muffins. There's a crow in the very, very top of the tree. He's making a rattling sound--mechanical---like a ratchet. I wish I could communicate with the crow.

Oh no that wasn't a bit of cookie, that was a cat treat

The ice cream truck passed me dinging it's bell THREE times. This is 'curvy girl' harassment!