if you stole that much in bearer bonds out of a bank vault you'd be chased down by every law enforcement and intelligence agency on the damn planet but for cryptocurrency this is just an eventful thursday
Oct 30, 2026, 2:10 AM@gsuberland no one comes after you if you're Omar Little.
well that's because you broke in. Just scam them the right way and they don't.
CumEx, CumCum, ...
@gsuberland Because it's not actually worth that much and everyone quietly knows that. They just have to pretend it is to keep the ponzi running.
@gsuberland @cstross you’d also have to drive them somewhere in a truck, which makes some parts of tracking you down quite a bit easier
@gsuberland Low-stakes heist movie that's just annoying and juvenile, like crypto itself