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jonny (nonvenomous)jonny@neuromatch.social
Oct 25, 2026, 8:33 PM
imagining someone taking me to small claims court because they want to give me a bunch of gold bars but i am just like nooo i am a sovereign citizen you can't force me to receive gold bars by force of the cudgel of the state
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Ursidinoj/The Bjornsdottirsellenor2000@mastodon.top
Oct 25, 2026, 8:36 PM
@jonny it's sovcit nonsense. websites are doing sovcit nonsense except that they're actually getting it enforced #lang_en
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Andrew Goldinghuronbikes@cyberplace.social
Oct 25, 2026, 9:14 PM
@jonny that sounds like some bizarro-world Kafka story from a world where Franz Kafka was really into Infowars.
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JayWhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
Oct 25, 2026, 10:46 PM
@jonny What if the gold bars had gold trim
Then they’d be nautical gold bars so that’d be fine
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