Mr Funk E Dude 🏴☠️Mrfunkedude@beige.party
Oct 20, 2026, 3:35 PMMay the blessings of Jon Mastodon be upon you all today.
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Oct 20, 2026, 3:45 PM@Mrfunkedude@beige.party We're blessed in the name of Jon Mastodon, Freddie Vers, and the Holy Cat.
Max Leibmanmaxleibman@beige.partyOct 20, 2026, 4:33 PM@Mrfunkedude And with your spirit.
Guillotine Jones, FlâneurGuillotine_Jones@beige.partyOct 20, 2026, 9:51 PM@Mrfunkedude
Remind me again, Mr Dude, what day of the year those of us who celebrate the birth of John Mastodon celebrate it, what we say to one another, and what our traditional activities are on that day.
Thank YOU. I just want to be prepared when the war on it starts.- Mr Funk E Dude 🏴☠️Mrfunkedude@beige.partyOct 20, 2026, 10:43 PM
@Guillotine_Jones When Jon Mastadon lives in your heart, every day is a celebration and every post is a prayer to him. Other than that, his only commandments are to “boost hard and favorite often.”