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  • Parade du Grotesque 💀ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
    Oct 17, 2026, 1:31 PM

    Following the resignation of the White House press secretary, Donald J Trump, the bestest orange President of the bestest nation on earth, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, is happy to introduce the wonderful Vladimira Puntinovna as the new WH press secretary!

    You are welcome America!

    Thank you for your attention to this matter!

    ( Source: lemmy.world/post/53243841 )

    The stereotypical blonde republican puppet, dressed in pink with white blouse and a single row of pearls, standing behind a lectern saying "The White House, Washington". Except that particular blonde has Putin's face under her long hair.
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