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  • phookyphooky@hexa.club
    Oct 14, 2026, 7:23 PM

    The phone rings. I check the number, and then the calendar. Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Picking up the phone, I say, "I'm so so sorry, I can't believe it blew right past me again this year." On the other end is a disappointed Christopher Lee. "Once again," he intones, "you have failed to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man."

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  • phookyphooky@hexa.club
    Oct 14, 2026, 7:26 PM

    "The children," he continues, "are dancing around the maypole and starving." "Oh man, and I feel so bad." "Perhaps you can make a Google Calendar event for next year," he darkly suggests, "and set a reminder."

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