Years back, we had a temp secretary for a few days. The sales guy went by, stopped and asked:

„Why is the fax turned off?“
„Oh, I don‘t have anything to send right now!“

Which was very funny then.

But then you notice that such people work in all sorts of places, including head of companies and nations. Which isn‘t so funny anymore as they switch off more vital things.💁🏻‍♂️