It’s 2026 where is my open-source toaster that can be taken apart and put back together with a single flathead screwdriver. Where is my flat-pack metal toaster that could survive a dropkick and a night in the rain. Where is my toaster that looks like a miniature ENIAC and if you don’t like that you can 3d-print a new faceplate.

Please, I am begging someone to take my money