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My industry has mythology about phenolpthalein, an acid-base indicator chemical which is allegedly a strong diuretic and which we always have in the chemical cupboard. There've been a good number of people whose coffee I've *considered* spiking.
Never done it - the mental image of them desperate to piss was sufficient relief for however they'd irked me - but the thought has crossed my mind. Followed by "What dosage? I have a 250g bottle."
Now I'm wondering if they'd piss pink in overdose.