I, Roomba

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The 3 Laws of Roombotics:

1. A roomba may not track dog doo through the house, or through inaction, allow a human to do so
2. A roomba must obey the orders given to it by a human being, even the sarcastic ones
3. A roomba must protect itself. Use a gun if necessary.