Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a snail it came up that she has never been sat on by a turtle. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a turtlw.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a turtle.

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Have you ever been sat on by a turtle?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.