For the record, this wasn't even deliberate nerd sniping.

The gayness level is stored in a float128.

@ryanc

Are you cishet?

turning a dial labeled "gay" higher and higher until it won't go any farther, then pulling out a monkey wrench and turning it with gratuitous force to "even more gay" as the audience cheers

What is the collective noun for a group of enbies?

#nonbinary #enby

I'm getting close to 5,000 followers, please help me attain this arbitrary milestone! 🥺

#trans #nonbinary #enby #hacker

Chat, there are numerous enbies on my sofa, how should I handle this situation?

cc @Viss

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4294967296-QAM is not real and cannot hurt you

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Partner: Hey, Ryan, look what I bought for you!

Cereal Experiments Lain

The inscription on this monument built by the Ancients was damaged, but we were still able to translate it. Looks like we will find many valuable relics and treasure if we dig here!

@Viss Are you aware your HA issue is on the front page of HN?

Edit: wow this went way beyond my circle, currently drowning in request. I try to have a look at each one of them.

My employer is currently looking for a technical writer with electronics experience to help proofread and update/partially rewrite blog articles.

It would be around ~4 articles per week for 2000 USD a month (negotiable).

This would be a freelance position.

Just throwing it out there, maybe some moot could benefit from the extra money.

taunts happy fun ball

Ok, looks like this is the week of funny experiences.

Customer: "I had an AI check our server and it says the SSH port is open and that's not very secure."

Me: "Yes, you asked us to open it so you could access the server via SFTP (actually, you wanted FTP, but we discussed it a bit and found this compromise). Don't worry, it's only accessible from your IP and you land in a dedicated FreeBSD jail. From there, you can only access the 'exchange' directory on your server, where you can upload and download files without affecting the application."

(NB: I had suggested a VPN, but they declined because it was too complicated.)

Customer: "Yes, but maybe it's still insecure. Can't we close it?"

Me: "No, unless you want to lose access to that directory."

Customer: "Ok, thanks."

One hour later:

Customer: "Hi, I think we've found a solution. We've just created an app (!!!) with AI that lets us access the files anyway, but more securely than SSH (!!!). Can we install that and close SSH? Oh, and not in the dedicated jail, but directly in the application's jail, because it needs access to the application's files."

Me: "Frankly, I trust SSH in a dedicated jail, restricted by the firewall, a lot more. I don't think this is a good idea."

Customer: "Ok, thanks."

Half an hour later:

Customer: "Ok, now it's secure. I had another AI check it and it found some security issues, but it fixed them all. Can you install it and disable SSH?"

Me: "I strongly advise against it. I can see problems coming."

Customer: "Ok, thanks."

One hour later, my phone rings.

Their internal IT guy (who has access to the machine, which, after all, belongs to them) had given the AI the login credentials to go ahead with the operation.

Except the AI had managed to lock itself out via the firewall, without even starting the app. And now they couldn't get back in.

Fortunately, I had my own access, via VPN, to a separate jail that the AI hadn't touched (or even considered).

Customer: "SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY! From now on, we do things your way."

Well, at least it ended well.

PS: The customer knows I'm sharing this story and agreed to it.

#IT #SysAdmin

This is profoundly creepy.

https://infosec.exchange/@shodansafari/117449294256627614

If anyone is willing to sue over this, I will fund it.

https://mastodon.social/@transactualuk/117446435425311459