Older laptop (XPG Xenia 15, IIRC) wasn't able to boot Haiku OS (kernel debugger land, which is better than a panic) or Redox OS (some sort of Rust panic/backtrace loop that very slowly writes PCI IDs on the screen).
So I guess *BSD is basically my only slop-free (or lower-slop) option unless I buy a desktop or something. 🤷
