Thanks for shitting the bed for your massive ego, David Eby. I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would imply that I think you deserve pleasure. #CanPol #BCPol

#HornyBut Pastorally

In this society, we swaddle a child in the softest blankets, feed it the sweetest nectar, and then when it opens its eyes, load it into a catapult, and shoot it directly into a wall.

"PROTECT THE CHILDREN!"

But also:

Rape the children
Send the children to war
Force the children into the labor force
Deadname the children
Beat the children
Brainwash the children
Dehumanize the children
Publicly defame and mock the children
Shoot the children
Kidnap the children
Kidnap the parents and leave the children abandoned

Make it fucking make sense.

I get really immersed.

#ElderScrolls players: do you talk to your game when you play? I do.

#Skyrim #Oblivion

I've started #ElderScrollsIV #Oblivion and am enjoying it.

Nothing against Bruno Mars, it just isn't my kind of music. It's the way the radio plays certain songs like 10 times in a working day. When you work retail and can't choose the music, it can have an impact.

The last time I heard a brief snippet of Uptown Funk, I nearly got violent, in case you were wondering how my relationship with radio is going.

Listening to a bunch of one of my favorite bands - Carcass. Nobody is as witty, scornful, sneering, and malodorous as these fuckers. 🤘 Wake up and smell the Carcass!!! #HeavyMetal #DeathMetal 🇬🇧

25 years ago today, I found #HeavyMetal and my life was radically changed.

It literally saved my life.

To the community who took me in and fed me metal music: thank you. You have my eternal love. 🤘

Metal never dies.

"Thought Leader" has such a sinister undertone to it. Reeks of mind control IMO.

Good morning from the unceded territories of the Sinixt and the Ktunaxa in British Columbia. Today is the Day of #TruthAndReconciliation, on which we, the beneficiaries of colonialism, must acknowledge that which our ancestors stole, and what we still keep in bondage. Nothing I can say can make up for the horrors that my people leveled against the First Nations of North America. So instead, I have to work for a better future. Which means respecting the environment, and the First Nations who came before us. Acknowledging the racism that annually claims the lives of hundreds of Indigenous people, especially women. And not letting racist shitheels thrive.

The Little Engine That Wound Up Burned Out and Queer

You ever wish you could turn your sentience off for like an hour, or a day, or something? You know, really relax?

Post nasal drip implies the existence of post nasal bling and post nasal swag.

The Little Engine That Just Fucking Couldn't

Sexual Prostitute and the Dirty Cummers

There's a goat in our neighborhood who, I swear to God, just sounds like a bored guy making goat noises. Just the most pedestrian, apathetic bleats I've ever heard.

I've been off work since Monday with a bacterial infection. I'm slowly recovering, but man is it rough. Camplyobacter, probably food borne. Not sure where I picked it up, nobody else around me had been affected.

*struggling to deactivate charcoal*