The story here is that I got what I think is a series of scam letters telling me I owe US federal student loans.
I do not owe student loans (thankfully).
However, there is a non-zero chance I am facing an identity theft situation here, so I'm trying to talk to the FSA office about these letters.
This is, of course, really hard to do. But I've fought collections agencies before and everyone involved has picked the wrong person to try and out-bureaucracy.