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  • Captain Buttoncptbutton@dice.camp
    Oct 11, 2025, 5:27 AM

    The Secret Origin Of Captain Button

    Captain Button is a superhero-style nickname friends gave me because of all the witty buttons I wore. I am not a real captain of any of the nautical, military, paramilitary, or industrial varieties.

    I adopted it as my net.handle.

    At one point if you asked a search engine for "captain button" I was maybe one third of the results, along with the European "discoverer" of Manitoba, and various false hits.

    A man with glasses, brown hair, and a red beard wears a spandex superhero outfit, a black unitard, red shorts, and a red cape. The belt of the shorts, the scoop neck, and the edge of the cape are lined with pinback buttons with witty sayings. Scene is a parking lot at night with a white car in the background. San Antonio, 1987.
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  • Captain Buttoncptbutton@dice.camp
    Oct 11, 2025, 5:29 AM

    Then a real USAF Captain Craig Button died in a mysterious plane crash. 8~~~-({

    And the psuedoscience crowd decided it was caused by alien mind rays from Area 51 or something.

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