@LALegault Haha:
"Hi, I'm Sam."
"No! You cannot be called that!"
"But, it's my name."
"Is it also your preference to be called that?"
"Y..yes?"
"Then you cannot be called that!"
"Ok, what about..."
"No! Only another may designate your name, and it must be one you dislike!"
"I... grownups are so fucking weird. You should chill out."