@nolan yo do you like pie?

tonight for dinner i airfried some thik slices of golden potato brushed with bacon fat. sauteed cabbage, onion, and carrots, also in bacon fat, with garlic and chile flakes. over top of this, a fried egg with crispy edges and runny yolk.

i could eat this every day.

Forgive a person and they might betray you again.

A corporation is guaranteed to betray you, as many times as you let them.

Now that the government has eliminated science, is Pluto a planet again?

Is it entitled to compensation for the unfair treatment it received at the hands of the woke communist left?

I would like to flee into the wood but the woods seem to be on fire too

Krissy is friends with this cactus whos tiny flowers smell like death

Creeper spex, pervert glasses…

These humanlike AI speakers annoy me for the same reason shit like beyond meat annoys me.

If you cant be bothered to get a real person to narrate your material, just give us the text. Vegetables are fine too, they dont need to masquerade as meat for anyone to like them.

Isnt it terrific that all the shouting by the “government is lying to you!” kooks has resulted in a government that lies non-stop while also trying to kill us

A device which causes nearby Pervert Glasses to strobe and emit a high frequency audio siren

What if the singilarity is just claude eating altman in one big bite

When the entirety of CISAs guidance on not getting your water infra pwned by IRGC is “disconnect your shit from the internet” i feel sad and lonely and like ive wasted 15 years shouting at a wall. Despite standing next to a few hundred others shouting at the same damned wall with me.

A long roadtrip means lots of potty stops. Here is macd making sure you dont overstay your welcome

If i haul those leftover bags of quickcrete into the shed the chance of rain will fall to zero

A guy i know and hope to someday see turn into a woman or at least a communist was showing off some kind of gun in a group chat today. I asked if it was a testosterone injector but i dont think he found the joke funny

Prove you arent a surveillance bot. Match the kitten with the correct sunbeam

I would like to paint my jalopy with one of those pixelated patterns to confuse the computers

Ugh.
Had an idle conversation with someone about pressure washers yesterday. Today, pressure washer ad in my inbox.

Let this iphone update to the new os last week and havent yet gone through all the privacy switches. Maybe i should just put it in a puddle instead.

how often do you click a link in a legit looking wordpress website and it drops you on a crazy asian gambling site?

pushing to prod. see you fuckers later.