mumsplaining

noun - informal
When your mum forgets you’ve lived alone for years and are capable of feeding yourself, making good fashion choices, or knowing what time to leave for a ferry

And with the high wind comes… the foam. They do not speak about the foam for they know not what it brings. But yet the foam comes. It seems harmless at first, because it’s just foam, and foam is harmless. But eventually, over time, the foam is everywhere and no one can breath for the foam.

I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but igglecrips is a made up word, and that’s not even how you spell it.