I am not a man
Who believes in lies
I'm an octopus
With big xray eyes

The important subjects: Reading, Writing, and the Eurethmics.

There's nothing wrong with a man enjoying his crawlspace.

I don't remember the attack leopards.

Saw this lovely falcon gently hugging a black bird with their talons. Sucky pics bc I didn't want to startle them by getting closer.

#birb
#falcon
#BirdOfMastodon
#CircleOfLife

I mean, I *know* I have great hair, but it doesn't hurt to hear other people say it.

I Really Should Have Thought That Through: An Autobiography

Judge a person by their questions rather than their answers.

Tuesday? Oh, no thanks. I still have some Monday left.

Sometimes when I pass by a stranger I like to whisper "I was just thinking the exact same thing."

Benny Hill is short for Benjamin Mountain.

How hot do you think Freud's mom was?

I’m starting to think Sister Christian wasn’t even a nun. 🤔

Imagine how excited barn owls were when humans finally invented barns.

My nudist neighbors are moving away and selling everything and l'm thinking the washer and dryer will be worth a look.

Two toads diverged in a wood and I -- I licked the toad less traveled by...

Vegetarian sub shop called Never Meat Your Heros

"A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' "
Douglas Adams

For sale: Snow Plow. Works good. Should rhyme but doesn't.

Crossbreed all the types of dogs until you get an everything beagle.