Elon waking-up in a Best Western after a decade of junkie excess, looking at the bag of trash with lipstick in the bed that he mistook in his stupor for a damsel of apartheid proportions named Texas Under-Abbott.
Five bucks sez he flees, arms flapping like Kermit and bawling tears like Piggy, to somewhere that's not-here.
I'm gonna read a book for Dolly. And donate books because of Dolly.
Thanks, Dolly. You made things better.
The world is letting a rapist rape the world. Whole world.
Why?
Trade secret: it's always the right time to lay blame on those responsible. There is no grace period for fucking-up.
Look.
If your dumb broke ass is chiming-in to defend a techbro, a billionaire, a CEO, or a politician, just go fuck a drunk alligator instead. No one wants to hear it.
Met Gala informs you who you can't trust.
You can only sway Democratic leadership into conscientious action when they're in-charge. Otherwise they supplicate to the Repedopublicans like broken ponies. It's that way every time. Turtle until they see a crack for promotion.
We are the makers.
Of fun stuff. 🥸
And we can make stuff for you.
Lots of different stuff.
We are humans making in a world of fakes. Please boost. 👍
We do art.
We need to sell more of it, and this is where I hang out.
I embroider original patches, and have ideas out the wazoo. Heck, I'll draw your cat driving the Purina Chuck Wagon dragging a red turtle shell on the 405. 😁
We can create for you or do your own designs.
$75* for a scratch design of 3-4 colors, first patch included, each additional patch based on thread count, $6 - $9.
About 180 on etsy now, plus other items.☺️
FunArtByFrinspar.etsy.com
Please boost🙂
* - flexibile🤘
No, but if I go get candy, then I'll have candy. It's a perfect plan.
Teeth are for bootlickers.
You feel bad for a dead Nazi because you grew-up in a society built by Nazis who trained you to empathize with the bad guys.
Your sympathy is rote.
Always an admission... "Soup Nazi" musta just been Jerry seeing his reflection in the counter glass.
25% off through Sundee, to celebrate the solar flare missing us.
More added as I crank them out with my million tiny stitchin' digits. Something, something and, boy, are my arms tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired... you see where it's going.
Patches!
I design, make, and now sell embroidered patches in my Etsy store, Fun Art by Frinspar.
This is a good idea of what you can get and expect more of.😁
And I'm open to discussing requests as well.
I do no other social media, so if you fine folks that see this can do me the simplest fedi kindness, and flick that little boost button this one time, that'd shore be great.
Thanks fer lookin', hope you see one you dig!
https://funartbyfrinspar.etsy.com/
A maker trying in a world full of takers.
The pedos in-power have just deleted from our Constitution, any recourse to their being pedos, and also making their guy the actual king who gets to spend every dollar his way, without Congress nitpicking, and he can make-up any law he wants and make whatever he doesn't like about you illegal dating back 100 years before you were born.
He litrully gets to shape reality now.
Faith in people, my ass.
Seems we done been kindly, oddly, gratefully, gifted an embroidery machine.
Like, how fun?!🤘 I am become infinite patches.
Eventually. 😄
No idea what to start with, but Mrs. Water has been working with an embroidery design program. I'm waiting to see the machine.
Anyone in the fediverse use one, and do you have starter tips?
I reckumspect we'll both be making patches of dumb things we like.
Like Jasmine and Aladdin sang, it's a whole new freakin' world, man.
#embroidery #sewing #art #craft
The comfy white rich-enoughers have no idea that the food we both enjoy, is systematically being attacked and reduced so that they'll have to submit, same as the people they thought they donated enough to old guards like Pelosi and Chuck to keep distracted.
I love how protesters are so mad they want to swear in the face of nazi obliteration, but still asterisk a letter of FUCK so as not to offend.
Corks out, y'all.
Reality needs better scriptwriters.
