I’m told that many of you are waiting with bated breath for my review of this product. Well, I finally got together with some compatriots for a sampling.

It is, in two words, thoroughly underwhelming.

The dominant flavour by far is the kind of mineral or tonic sparkling water that you get with all lightly flavoured upscale “sodas”.

Beneath that is a clear undertone of cream soda, neither sweet nor strong but there.

If there is any hint of cheese at all, none of the three of us could detect it, and one of the three of us considers themself a super taster.

In the end it’s what I’d expect from a supermarket “cream soda” sparkling water beverage, nothing more, nothing less.

ETA: I almost forgot to address the textural elephant in the room. It is not “creamy” at all. It is completely (less opaque than orange pop) transparent orange and exactly like bubbly water in mouth feel.