To be fair, based on how Jensen Huang talks about how DLSS 5 looks it's entirely possible he had no idea the other women weren't his wife

World heading for ‘irrevocable overshoot’ of global temperature thresholds, analysis warns

Failure to cut emissions will ‘consign humanity to disasters they are unable to adapt to’, report says

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/nov/12/world-heading-for-irrevocable-overshoot-of-global-temperature-thresholds-analysis-warns

Found this thing I made ages ago.

What’s next for Jensen Huang?

Having a real “I recognize all those words individually” moment at the CVS counter.

T-Mobile illegally imposed 50 GB cap on low-income home Internet plan, NY says

Law requires 25Mbps home Internet. T-Mobile lowers speed to 600Kbps after 50GB cap.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/11/t-mobile-illegally-imposed-50-gb-cap-on-low-income-home-internet-plan-ny-says/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

Reminder: The total value of all of the companies in the markets NVIDIA is in was pre-bubble, around half a trillion dollars. Even after their big crash, NVIDIA market cap is 8x this. Which makes sense only if you believe that, in the medium term, NVIDIA will be able to sustainable generate 8x more profit than the entire industry combined.

65% of the fediverse servers operate at a loss every month.

Donate to your servers you fedarinos!

https://about.iftas.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/2026-IFTAS-Social-Web-Operations-and-Needs-Assessment-Report.pdf#page=33

Jensen Huang Vents About Investigation To New Russian Girlfriend

LOS ALTOS HILLS, CA—Ranting at length as he shared details about his stressful work life, NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang reportedly vented to his new Russian girlfriend Tuesday about the ongoing corporate investigation into his conduct at the company. “I’m telling you, Svetlana, you have no idea the insane amount of pressure I’m under,” Huan…
#theonion
https://theonion.com/jensen-huang-vents-about-investigation-to-new-russian-girlfriend/

https://theneedling.com/2026/06/03/crazy-socialist-mayor-of-seattle-says-cars-not-allowed-to-drive-on-trains-only-train-tracks/

#seattle #transit

RE: https://flipboard.com/@aljazeera/global-news-ds1mfku2z/-/a-6vykC-K_TRaeJ2RF6bSDtA%3Aa%3A3199698-%2F0

Turkeys voting for Christmas.

Who needs healthcare and food when we have billionaires, amirite?

today, a lot of CEOs are questioning whether their extramarital partners are only with them because they’re spies extracting high level secrets or if it’s because they genuinely love them for their money

Perhaps we all misunderstood Jensen Huang when he said that we should be embracing agents in this age of AI.

I-638 Supporter Clarifies They’re Not Anti-Trans, Just Anti-Female: https://theneedling.com/2026/10/10/local-i-638-supporter-clarifies-theyre-not-anti-trans-just-anti-female/

Ah yes, a good way to wrap up the day is stepping in cat vomit in the dark. :neocat_what:

Even better is loudly gagging as you scoop the wet gunk off the carpet with paper towels so you can get to cleaning the carpet before it stains. 🤢

https://theonion.com/entenmanns-ceo-announces-he-happy-to-share-donut-secrets-with-chinese-spies-in-exchange-for-sex/

I hate to have to do this, but I’m in a watery jam. The good news is I might be able to turn this around to make shooting easier than destroying half the apartment to set up every time.

No pressure, take care of yourself first, but if you can? Greatly appreciated.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/plumbing-leak-need-to-move-find-a-better-place-to-create

Chuck Schumer's daughter, Jessica Schumer has lead a major campaign for Amazon in New York City, lobbying against expanded worker protection measures from Zohran Mamdani’s administration.

In September, Open AI hired her.

The blatant corruption in US politics never ceases to astonish me.

@ai6yr I'm just going to post this amazing sequence of words here again

from https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/03/the-dark-power-of-fraternities/357580/