one of the comments was "instructions unclear, airplane is pregnant"

healthy masculinity is being gay for your air traffic controller

Milo the tabby and Poppy the black cat are sitting a little ways away from each other on a kitchen counter. "They say if you tape a square to the ground, your cat will come and sit in it," their owner writes. "I tried it out the other day and Poppy came and sat in it. She stayed there for a while...not blinking, of course [laugh-cry emoji]. Milo's turn next: He immediately went to the square. Wasn't sure if he was going to sit in it...and then he sat right down [laugh-cry emoji]. Over twenty minutes later, and Poppy came back over. I think she was ready for her turn again [laugh-cry emoji]. So I knew I was going to have to tape two squares to the ground [laugh-cry emoji]. I did that today, and Milo immediately went and sat in one. Shortly after, Poppy came and sat in the other [laugh-cry emoji], which for some reason, upset Milo. So he waited for her to leave, and then claimed her square. Poppy came and sat in the other [laugh-cry emoji]. They are currently both sitting in their squares and it's been over an hour [laugh-cry emoji]. Is this how they communicate with their mothership? [laugh-cry emoji]"

@sinituulia would be very curious to see how your cats react to a single square

dear everyone who has a cat, please create a polygon of colorful tape on your floor and tell me what happens

EDIT: if you have a different species of pet, do it and tell me what happens 😂

#cats #CatsOfMastodon

(@mr.milothechonk)

i dont understand it but i support it

#caturday

THINGS I DO NOT CW:

- selfies

- food

- donation requests

REASONS I MAY UNFOLLOW YOU:

- un-cw'd ai, abuse, sui, sa, pol, genocide, fascism/authoritarianism

- conversely, cwing every single post, even "music" or "animal" (and its like...a photo of your cat). interestingly, this is a very effective behavioral nudge for me to never open things 😅

- you post like >20 times a day (not including threaded posts)

- posting about how you catch and spread covid and other airborne diseases like youre some kind of harbinger of the apocalypse. unearned confidence, my friend.

@pokemon /affectionate

fediverse plays @pokemon is actually an escape room game but you dont know who else is in the room with you and youre not allowed to talk to each other and also its dark

web browser search engines are no longer useable. duckduckgo, google, bing, all of it.

the more specific the database, the safer it will be (for now) from proliferation. so things like pubmed or google scholar. even tumblr is a safer search engine now :blobcat_astonished:

healthy masculinity is taking turns trying to make something land on something else

i cant not share this its too silly

https://youtu.be/bb-mqj_jDjE

this and the kazoo cover of "guren no yumiya" should probably be a subgenre but idk what it would be called

your occasional reminder that in the summer of '23, someone took a japanese musical toy called the otamatone and covered the first 60 seconds of "bring me to life"

more cat you say? of course. carefully supervised cat at play

also ty @SocialGaff for rec'ing this instance :blob_heart:

example of cat

#introduction

i havent had an account for a few years but hellooooooooooo agaaiiiinnnnn

#plural, #LongCOVID, #PNW (north vancouver).

uhhhhhhhh idk what else to write. my sister gemma is my co-host. we live with 2 roommates. i have 2 partners who are not my roommates (yet!!!!!!!!!!)

i like memes and will use them liberally.

i am friendly

i will post cat occasionally for the betterment of mankind.

follow me

idk /: