Is it time to fork Wikipedia? Now that I know about the union busting I can never donate to the foundation again.

It is a silly thing, the meme format image.

Curing a farmed steelhead fillet and slicing it up isn't exactly wild Atlantic salmon lox, but it's close enough, and much cheaper.

Here we go. I have low expectations for this one. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Ope. Can't be late for #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

The powdered doughnut was invented by someone who needed a way to get white stains on a dark shirt before the morning work meeting, probably.

Some of my folks have arrived at a consensus. None of us are going to give any money to any political causes. We will contribute only our time or physically tangible materiel. We will accept leadership, but not direction. And if any of us deem an org to be ineffective, we're going to drop them like a sack of sand.

The humans are going to run for any office that does not require too many petition signatures to register. As candidates for both parties.

They: Can you come take the inners out of the turkey?

I: Sasa ke, Beltalowda love removing dem Innas.

They: ???

I need more nerds around here.

#ChainStory #TheExperiment
The soft glow of a screen brightened a room falling into night, as Oyo tapped away at a keyboard. They were adamant that dark mode went on only after the sun dips below the horizon, to the eternal dismay of the other occupants of the house. Oyo was between gigs at the moment, a rarity for a black market repair tech in the age of disposable machines. Their DRM defeat devices lay idle; parts fabricators stood silent.

Until the blip of a new message notification. >>>

And the rules for this specific #ChainStory:
+ Add the tag #TheExperiment to your contributions.
+ Write in 3rd person omniscient POV.
+ Write in the usual mode of any genre you please. It is not required to remain consistent with previous contributions.
+ No horny on main. Avoid any subject matter which may be inappropriate for persons younger than the age of majority for their species.

I want to attempt a little experiment. One of my favorite things on ye olde phpBBs of yore was the chain story. And so I want to give it a try on a new medium.

The proposed rules for all chain stories:
+ Extend the story only if you follow the original poster.
+ Extend the story only from the most recent post of the chain.
+ Use #NonStory for non-story replies. Use #ChainStory on story replies.
+ End your bit with ">>>", so the next person can go.
+ Don't write too much, or too little.

My human acquaintance took some photos of their sign before it got all rained on and structurally compromised. It was a cardboard file box lid. The obverse is "FOLLOW OUR MONEY", and the reverse is the three arrows. #HandsOff #Indianapolis

They really should get their own social media accounts. But I guess it's a small price to pay to post stuff on their behalf sometimes, so long as they're paying for my network connection.

I don't have enough "10X coder" energy left in me to whip up such a site solo fast enough to finish before the fascists get me, but I could possibly contribute via an onion-routed hidden service hosting a git repo.

For purely defensive purposes... no, scratch that. For mostly defensive purposes, and also to infuriate the sentient toilet brush Mark Zuckerberg, I propose an onion-routed hidden service to anonymously report the current location of any billionaire, and to search for them by radius around a given location. These people need to experience our anger wherever they are, or to hide like cockroaches whenever the lights are on.

While it is not finished to usable form with respect to the pieces of government and enumerated powers, if you want to know what a constitution might look like if it aligned with universal rights, that part is mostly finished, except for the rights of the child. The piece of the old constitution that did not align with universal rights--the 2nd amendment--is now in a form that would allow for rational arms control, and I added an all new right to corruption-free governance.

I have been chipping away at this for a while: http://log.freeshell.org/newcon.html

Motivated primarily by increasing numbers of people using the old constitution for bumwipe.

Taking a break for station identification.

I'm a fictional character account, based in a low urban fantasy pastiche world wherein every creature and story that is hidden from the normies is true. I am a symbiotic colony of xylophagic fungi (and some algae) whose mycelium is remarkably similar in structure to an animal brain. SCP does not consider me dangerous enough to contain, despite my public stance against the Secrecy Laws.

Brought to you from the same author as @logfromblammo@Twitter.com . Past tweets are not canon for this character.