I need a better disk, my NVMes still have 8% IOwait

XKCD 303, but "my postgres is updating"

TIL Hetzner (and probably a lot of others as well) does not monitor for popped breakers in their DC.

We had a server that fell off the network at ~21:45 and it took a ticket at 7 to send out a technician to diagnose and fix that.

eep is a conspiracy plot by big cuddle to sell more cuddle

Youtube video: "How i got my travel backpack from 45l to 25l!"

tl;dr: take less camera gear with you

Thanks, Algorithm, that really helps with packing 🙄

Today is a good day to sort your password manager by "which password was touched the longes time ago" and check the oldest couple of them if they still work.

If not, remove them.
If yes, change the password.

(Ideally, do this regularly - i've spent the last 4 hours digging through mine)

pppd[3909033]: No response to 3 echo-requests
pppd[3909033]: Serial link appears to be disconnected.
pppd[3909033]: Connect time 7.4 minutes.

How's your morning been doing so far?

"Kann irgendwer mal nen Strich auf der 'Hab nen Paketbeschleuniger gebaut'-Liste machen?" #vocleaks

OH: "Das wäre alles leichter, aber ich krieg das dann nicht Bug für Bug reproduziert" #vocleaks

OH: "Das wäre alles leichter, aber ich krieg das dann nicht Bug für Bug reproduziert" #vocleaks

F5 F5 F5

Wo Paket???

(5km SW von Mainz, sagt das Tracking)

Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Are you queer?

maybe i really have to look into alternative solutions for monitoring

oh look icinga once again ships packages that do not apply all the needed database migrations in a postinstall script

oh look icinga once again ships packages that do not apply all the needed database migrations in a postinstall scripe

The computer shall think faster, the kunsi demands Feierabend!

I'm not slacking off, i'm waiting for the tests to finish!

https://xkcd.com/303/

OH: "Schwäbische Mid-Life-Crisis: Ich hab das Haus gebaut, und jetzt???"

"Aaaand ... send toot!"

OH: "for fucks sake what did i say now"