Average NodeJS stack overflow answer:

Q: Hey how can I do this simple thing:

A1 [2013]: You can't do this, here's an incantation to do this anyway

A2 [2024]: Node v223 now includes this in the Object.prototype.EasyThing function introduced with emacsscripts 69, this is the modern way to do this

Github literally suspended my account without any notice or reason why, I'm literally sponsoring open source projects you fucking twats

From the Github IPv6 discussion ticket:

I don't mind if it's a little pricy, I'm in Europe, but my brain needs a bit more dopamine

duckduckfedi: I'm having another mood swing, where can I acquire a good pair of dog ears and a good big fluffy tail?

awawa is service discovery for messed up entities

if you say awawa, you will get awawa back

virtual machines are just headmates for computers send post

Good puppy :neodog_pat_floof:

Oh my fucking god, the Proton Mail Desktop app is paid....

IT'S A FUCKING ELECTRON APP THAT JUST WRAPS THEIR FUCKING WEBSITE?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!

Holy SHIT these guys are entitled, genuinely go fuck yourself, I hate Arc Browser with a passion but they literally replace you

Survival guide for doggirls in a catgirl world [Download pdf]

Cats: wow cardboard has crunchy texture, entertaining
Humans: wow cat crunching cardboard makes fun sound, entertaining

This too is Mutualism

I hired this Grafana to stare at you

this is your reminder to go kiss robots

By the way, if there's any #VRChat Signalis people on here, https://vrchat.com/home/world/wrld_02e420dc-e4c3-4382-927c-8495c4189abb/info is cool as shit

Ok Fedi: Is Agent 47 a combat doll?

bunny gf that thumps when you call her cute

Regalia's third law of computing: Even the most perfectly designed API will have inconsistencies found by someone staring sufficiently long at it

[Lie] I can be trusted around dolls