https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqOAgItOueU

i mean, it's not wrong ​:neobot_woozy:​

Sick burn 🔥

Outlook is down.
Employee satisfaction is up.

Hi, is this the website where everyone laughs at Microsoft?
CHATGPT can't fix Outlook? They probably forgot to write "make no mistakes".

Bruahahahahahaha.

china pls semd me a goth gf i’ll tell u everythinh i know

OK the cofe masheen is not working at work.
Therefore, neither am I.
Let's go back home.

[Screams in Monday]

#40c3 reg do be like 🔥

incredible take from one of the GNU maintainers, seriously

beautiful

Early today I read someone discuss working at Microsoft and how the slow deteriation of the support staff - the janitors, HR staff, assistants, etc. - signified the deteriation of the company as a whole.

In my time working in the cinemas throughout the USA in the 90s and 00s, I identified another type of tell for a company heading towards its own demise. It was the simple trash bag.

I worked for some rather well established and prestigious cinemas. The well run ones all had the good thick 3mm trash bags. Only one was needed for containing the night's refuse. Then when the bean counters or a district manager was looking to make a name by cutting corners the bags would become thin and cheap.

The good managers would double and tripple bag their garbage. Others who didn't know better, or didn't care, or who were limited on their quotas of bags remained with just the one thin bag per trash can.

The one bag would rip. They always ripped. The ushers dragging the trash out inevitably pulled a snail trail of spilled cola behind them on the way to the dumpster. The carpets took a beating.

From that single ply garbage bag the demise of the cinema was written. I'd watch as well maintained cinemas became poorly policed and cleaned in the name of cost savings. Cinema chains would bleed off theaters in their control. A buyout would happen and more cinemas would close.

I'd watch it time and time again. The crappy trash bag was but a bell weather for things to come.

How is it that all these North Korean attackers are getting into company interviews and jobs when some of the smartest people I know can't even get past the AI filters and fucking HR screenings...

We're going to the Assiniboine Zoo this morning, so I checked their rules to see if I could bring in a water bottle. This is the section on visitor behaviour.
#AssiniboineZoo #YWG #cats

Remember remember, the 5th of November...

@post2hotbox@ice.finnley.dev
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

@post2hotbox@ice.finnley.dev should I print the entire Bee movie script for you ?

I can and will talk intensely about the 9 panel grid. :blobcatgooglypencil:

#furry #comics #fursona #webcomic

#groland je mourirai pour toi

BANZAI !