i for one look forward to my inevitable affair with jensen huang

can't believe i was gonna hook up with rayman and he just left his dick at home

my limbs detach and float away like rayman

energy twink

sex is like pizza, the ladies of nebraska will inspect it thoroughly before doing anything with it

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(bassoon)

another fagotto friday is upon us

more like iphone poo-o

sad? try sad lamp!
sad lamp. for sad.

it's nonstop nut november. get busy!

the feetcake factory

3 bedroom horse for sale

all dog breeders say they're breeding for the health of the breed and then their dogs are the most sickly looking wretches

:3

coagulations!

people who go "ohh i'm a monsterfucker" and then their ideal monster is just a guy with horns, stop being a coward. commit to fucking the amorphous blob with tentacles

tuesday really is the monday of wednesday

*shaking you* the jam!! THE JAM!!!!!

the dragons in drag'n wash having people names threw me off. dragons should be called PEWNAK THE DESTROYER and not "jeff"