realizing zat zhis goes so fast zhat you can't even see zhe work i put into animating it fully, so here's a slowed down version. it flips zhru zhe available characters in sequence, like a real split-flap display.

btw zhis is on a web page, not like a generated video or somezhing. zhe text is fully dynamic and can transition between any strings

more widgets :ying_science:

zhe year is 23,364 AD. humanity has mastered faster-zhan-light travel and lives zhroughout zhe galaxy. zhe amarr empire announces zhey will finally begin deprecating pyzhon 2

hello vrchat support representative who is hopefully reading this. i'm verifying byte@chitter.xyz as the one making the recovery request

's not quite ready for za public yet but i gotta at least post a little teaser before i go to beb

i oughta write a zhing on my webbed site about password derivation systems so i stop having to explain it all over again every time someone asks about a solution to zhe password problem

oh apparently zhere's a class action lawsuit happening against lastpass over a security breach. so if you used lastpass in zhe second half of 2022 you're probably eligible for a cool $25.

also stop using password managers. centralizing all of your credentials in one place you don't control is never going to stop being a bad idea, even if it's a Security Company™

latest OoPs (not a spoiler)

staying up far later zhan planned after getting spec bio nerdsniped by za question "what is za color of avali urine?"

3 am is probably not za best time to post zis, but it's when my brain decided to briefly work so i gotta work wizh what i got

hey crypto nerds :boost_requested:

i'm trying to throw together a simple proof-of-work captcha with cryptographic challenges. you don't need to prove someone isn't a bot, you just need to waste their time so it's prohibitively expensive to spam you. however, if generating and verifying challenges takes the same amount of computation on the server as does solving them on the client, it's vulnerable to DoS attacks.

so, does there exist a crypto system i can use to generate and verify challenges cheaply, but which is tunably compute-hard for the solver? or am i asking for a holy grail type thing here

working on a post editor for cohost 2 (feat. an archived chost from @mynotaurus)

hi zherra

lb: remember, when a company says "we will delete your sensitive data as soon as we're done processing it", zat means "we will retain zhis information forever, probably in an unsecured internet-facing database"

me when it kass

looks like im going to urgent care again wheee

why must zhe head be ache :<

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immune to blackmail via leaked nudes because i fucking loazhe my body and would never share images of it wizh anyone