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Typically, a human uses less than 50% of inhaled oxygen. Breathing atmospheric air is a wasteful activity, when performed by everyone, individually. At Torment Nexus, we believe that clean, readily-available air can be better utilized en-masse by being diverted for exclusive use by Torment Nexus.

At Torment Nexus, we believe in innovation and disruption of the set ways of the industry. Where others employ an orphan crushing machine, we ask the question: what if a (metaphorical, not legally proven to actually exist) orphan shredder is more efficient?

Please note that Torment Nexus is not affiliated with Traditional Anguish, the company that offers a Torment Nexus-like experience, but in a classic, traditional, and woke-free way, designed for real men.

We have nothing in common with them besides sharing the same holding company, as well as a number of assets and resources.

Torment Nexus is developed in the European Union and/or the United States and/or whichever locality it is most beneficial to associate ourselves with.

At Torment Nexus, we recognize the importance user choice and privacy, and this is why the date of birth field in our user profiles is optional.

(Please note that users without a filled and verified date of birth are considered to never have been born, and to legally not be people)

We wish to assure everyone that the blood will be stored in a secure manner, discarded after a requisite period of time, and not used for purposes other than the ones that it will be used for.

Blood will be handled by Torment Nexus Dynamic Systems, our defense sector subsidiary, which has extensive experience in matters of blood.

As part of our ongoing efforts at social responsibility and ensuring user safety, starting in March, we will be requiring our users to verify themselves by submitting at least 500 ml (16.9 fl oz) of their blood. Users who have not submitted a bag of blood will be unable to opt out of some of the Torment Nexus features.

Please note that Torment Nexus is financially sound, and there are no reasons for concern.

Torment Nexus is also willing to accept free money and endorsement from the community's favorite hardware vendors.

Notice of security incident: there has been no security incident.

We have updated a policy.

Beware.

Torment Nexus would like to address the allegations that large portions of our infrastructure code were witten by a chatbot, with no subsequent review.

All our AI-generated code currently in production has been thoroughly reviewed by at least one AI chatbot different from the one that wrote it.

We hope everyone enjoyed our April Fools' joke. Torment Nexus is, of course, not going to be worker-owned.

A note to our employees: your level of enthusiasm for this idea was noted, and will be discussed at your next performance review.

This APRIL 1st we would like to announce Torment Nexus will now be totally worker-owned.

Torment Nexus welcomes whichever overlords it is most beneficial to welcome.

Torment Nexus is currently hiring for positions of Decoy Executives.

Benefits include your name and photo published on our corporate website next to titles like "CEO" or "CFO," and employee discounts. Positions involve an occasional travel requirement.