Is Emf camp always at the same location?

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Have replenished the Blobcat stickers at #eth0 since they ran out ​:menharayippie:​
There are also a couple pink ones and some extra large ​:blobcat:​

Please adopt them ​:meowhuggies:​

Me when ​:aru_0130:​ ​:neobot_think:​

Me when I see an adorable defenceless internet-connected delivery robot roaming the wild ​:aru_0130:​ ​:neobot:​

I AM NEVER GOING TO GIVE THE DELIVERY ROBOT BACK, IT'S MINE NOW, IT'S SO CUTE, I'M KEEPING IT, IT'S SAFER WITH ME ANYWAY, I TREAT IT BETTER ​:neobot_hold_plead:​

You can buy a toy Kettybot and oh my god it's so fucking cute

This is exactly how the PHP vulnerability was discovered, this is what security research looks like.
#Security

Security researchers don't even file CVEs anymore, they just look at you like this
#security

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big things planned ​:blobcat:​

They say EC is slower but how much? The nodes will be a 40GB ring and the disk iops are insane like 320,000

Can I use EC2+1?? Storage efficiency is 42% that's mega POG. I have 4 nodes
Storage is so expensive right now we save £100,000 ​:akko_aaa:​

Does Ceph really need ~120TB to store 30TB split across 4 nodes?
It feels like such a waste compared to RAID5 ​:blobcatnotlikethiscry:​
#Ceph #proxmox

Hello Chat,
I am you from the future
You should drink slightly less caffeine
OK goodbye
​:MikuFly:​
(we can fly in the future)

Hi Chat, as part of my 2026 development plan, I will shortly be sunsetting my mortal coil.
I, and my chosen few followers, will be elevating to the immortal plane on a mission to fight god. Whether to an agreement or death. Where possible we will be making reasonable demands:
- An end to pain and suffering.
- Reperations from 1.6 billion years of divine mismanagement.
- An agreed roadmap, and dedication to solving entropy (that doesn't involve sacrificing magical girls).
- An uncapping on the speed of light.
- Catgirls for all those who apply (to become)
- A public apology on the creation of tornados.

Failing these agreements we will unseat and take command of reality ourselves. We understand this brings some risks and the possibility of learning pains, but we are prepared to make sacrifices in the pursuit of a better world.

We are accepting donations in the form of divine energy, prayers, legendary artefacts, sect secrets, and Origin Objects such as the Devil's partially eaten apple.

Bother your creatures NOW

Falsehoods Security Team Believes About Users.
- Users have a smartphone
- Users are happy to install Microsoft Authenticator on their smartphone
- Users have a 'personal' email address.
- Users have access to a 'personal' email address at all times.
- The user's smartphone is not riddled with malware.
- Users know what an email address is.
- Users believe in and appreciate corporate security efforts.
- Users have a mobile number.
- Users know what their mobile number is.
- Users can receive SMS on their mobile phone.
- Users can distinguish MFA texts from their 10,000 unread spam texts.
- Users have any phone at all.
- If a user doesn't have a phone, they are happy to get one.
- If a user doesn't have any phone at all, they are happy to carry, take care of, and learn how to use a company phone.
- A user knows what a mobile phone is.
- The user who is well into their 60s definitely doesn't share an email address with their retired wife, with which they tackle any and all computing problems together with a loudspeaker phone call to ICT, mostly managed by said wife (who has not signed an NDA) because her hearing is much better.
- Users know what a password is.
- Users are willing to remember a secure password.
- The user definitely isn't reading their password aloud to their wife Marjorie who will likely be called upon to recite it next time it is needed.
- The user knows what a username is.

#security

Throwback to when Crunchyroll bought a series and then changed the dub voice actor to someone else because they "don't work with union staff", reprehensible demon company

My new lense arrived ​:amaze:​