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@futurebird green worm with shoes

i mustve been like four. it was in the supermarket. a green plush caterpillar w sneakers on all its feet

green worm with shoes

green worm with shoes

i would not fucking shut up about green worm with shoes

i did get it for xmas and have many fond memories of times share with green worm with shoes.

for your consideration: a photo of the green worm w shoes from ebay

Hey, I made it into Wikipedia after all

My feeling is that if any team other than the team I root for in any sport wins, the fans of the team that wins are amoral, and contributing to a massive gambling addiction epidemic

I WANT TU CHAAAANGE DA WORLD

*looking out my window* “must be the season of the witch”

im literally wrangling triangles

I cannot explain to non-tech people how insane it is to see sudo on this list. imagine if every key on earth was made by one guy. every house. every car. every business. every padlock. every gym locker. every bank vault. one guy.

until 2018 this guy had worked as an unpaid volunteer. now he's a success story because he's only handling 80% of the keys on earth and he gets $60,000 a year. he still put out a begpost in february and has no idea who his successor will be.

https://www.theregister.com/software/2026/02/03/sudos-maintainer-needs-resources-to-keep-utility-updated/5002406

soluçoes is a great word imo. my solucious.

I have successfully wrangled tens of thousands of triangles

it's incredibly elaborate and cute as fuck

they made the Salem downtown dunkin a big top and quite frankly if they ever take it down I'm gonna be fucking pissed

like self care is a racket to sell you more self care but you do actually genuinely need to feel like a pretty princess sometimes or else you'll get sick

I got a gel manicure lamp so I can now do my nails at home and they're so pretty and sparkly

puffball restored

i walked 4 miles to get spa day equipment and then cleaned the whole house and then gave myself a spa day and now I'm going to go to bed on time

Taking puffball on a walk

My walkable range has increased by 1 mile

I HATE THIS!!!!!!!