Hey if you're gonna buy these maybe try going for the size you think you should get.

If you normally sadly size up in the hopes that you won't be disappointed it's still too small - for once you should probably trust the size chart.

Nooooope wicked dysphoria inducing let's try these again laterrrrrr

TIME TO SEE HOW THE T_GIRL JEANS FIT LMAO

"kissing transgenderly"

No, wrong question, cuz I can handle this alone like I've handled almost everything else important to me.

The question I want to ask is

Who is going to help me get her away from me without me having to also fight you while you try to tell me yet another fuckhead isn't treating you like an obstacle so I must be doing something wrong like not asking nicely enough or I must be being rude and unreasonable for no reason despite everything you know about me

Or maybe just like

How the fuck do I get people to stop condescending at me when I'm being unreasonable? You fucks know me, I don't get to enraged by a different path than I get mildly annoyed, is just further down the same fucking path, and you probably fucking know I've been annoyed for a while and you didn't have shit to offer and now that the problem remains unsolved but I'm scary mad, we gotta dismiss me

Ugdjlnb

Never mind, that's life as a woman I'll take care of it my fucking self

I need to figure out how to thread the needle between

Getting away from my roommate as soon as humanly possible

Having space to help a queer friend escape to Boston

Being in a position to start at MassArt next fall

And as a stretch goal, hold onto enough of my run-over-by-a-Mercedes money to get that Mercedes pussy installed

Cuz like I cannot spend every day startled and stank into fight or flight response several times a day so 1 is mandatory

2 technically can be offered without completing 1

But I cannot manage the executive function I need to prepare for 2 & 3 as long as I am around my roommate

And ideally I would be able to trust that my roommate will leave peaceably AND quickly AND without fighting so I can just stay here month to month until massart

But I'm already at the point of seeing red with her

And I just need this done and over with

How do i end this incursion in my fukin life

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring a sousaphone

Do they call it the cans film festival cuz there's 15 of em

In case anyone is curious, as a lesbian who has been with many vulva-havers of both birth and surgical origin, I can definitively say: neovaginas and natal vaginas in estrogen dominant people taste basically the same, smell the same, and have the same mouthfeel.

Neovaginas also are aesthetically within the normal diversity of vulvas in appearance after about a year or so of recovery, to the point most people would not be able to distinguish, even those with neovaginas themselves. The only thing that sometimes stands out is that some will not self lubricate.

Now, when it comes to testosterone dominant people with vulvas, these do tend to taste different, can have a different mouthfeel. Additionally, when they orgasm, some may have an increased release of vaginal juices and it can taste like cum from a T-dominant person with a penis.

Anywho, just reflecting on a unique kind of expertise I’ve accidentally developed. Thought others might be curious about this given how little discussion there really is about the explicit experience of these things, and most people aren’t slutty, polyamorous trans lesbians who have had a wide range of “tasting experiences.” 🤭

Lb: this is why l moved to the north shore, where this is more normal. Also nobody looks at you weird for asking for a three way

ARBY'S EMPLOYEE: ma'am please stop eating your sandwich in that way, you are making the other customers and employees uncomfortable

ME, NOSE DEEP IN THE FOLDS OF MY SANDWICH, MUNCHING IT LIKE IT'S PUSSY: no

I miss my curiosity

Damn my fomo is so much more acute now that I'm a woman who wants to live lol

@haskal they shouldn’t even make computers that don’t fit in dress pockets

Walking into a gamers apartment like woah bro this is metal gear squalid

5 am dunks

malicious compliance is an art form.

I think I want to wipe and reinstall with fresh top coat but damn these are cool colors

I almost posted another rant but then I remembered my local friend saying "oh SHE'S your roommate? has the rancid vibes and the terrible hat? works at the one place?"

and instead today I discovered the healing power of gossip.