i edited this clip down a little bit because i attempted to do some Meryl Streep-style “glasses acting” and failed *miserably*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhO39bFeZs

Reviewing vendor code this morning like

Hey! Just as a point of clarity because it came up in a recent call with a client, when referring to me:

Name:
Christopher. Not Chris.

Pronouns:
they/them in common, public spaces

Identity, not people first language:
I’m a “poz queer,” not a “queer person living with HIV”

Hello and good evening everyone, I present to you incontrovertible proof by way of Apple iOS’s machine learning that I am, in fact, baby.