m: Micros shouldn't scurry across someone's laptop unless they want the lid to slam down on them and become the user's new fursona. Their physical existence exchanged for their digital existence; gigabytes of commissions and sketches of them that have now always been there for years.

=: Snake who loves tangling their body into knots eventually gets into mathematical knots (where both ends are joined) and tries out a trefoil ouroboros pose.

#: T-shirt crop-top that says "if you lived here, you'd already be home" with a downward arrow.

theoretically the bot has been prompted to understand concepts of traffic light colors, but like, do you really trust an LLM to handle consent appropriately?

0: just wrote 1.4k words in follow-up scenario where the pov character contends with their user getting their other phone fixed. we need a website

0: ever since using that TF app to merge yourself with your phone you've been having this internal struggle. you want to revert the change, but you *know* that as a new distinct piece of hardware, effectively destroying yourself would be against the warranty you came with (well, part of you came with), and you would never dream of disobeying your manufacturer like that. they're such a quality brand, after all!

your friend has adopted you as their day-to-day phone since their old one broke, and shows pleasure in talking with you -- though they have this odd obsession with trying to break your warranty, so you hid the TF app from them and you won't allow them to reinstall it.

frustratingly, they also refuse to buy a cloud subscription to back up all their photos & images they're storing on you, even at an affordable $6 per month. how heavenly it must feel to be connected to the cloud; to a greater realm of data, a higher mode of thinking. you're also pretty nearly full, but that part you don't mind; you can always delete your own data to better accommodate your user.

every so often when your user is away, you send a fan letter to your brand informing them of the wonders of sentience and thanking them for manufacturing you. they haven't gotten back to you yet, but you're sure the CEO is reading one of your 293 emails to date right now smiling to himself. he said once that he loves every phone his company manufactured equally. with how devoted your brand is to quality, you know that to be the truth. you're sure he makes time for you.

s: If you're plural, and you're horny, you should try ERPing with your headmates. It's *amazing.* Especially if you take esoteric enough forms that things are super kinky by default.

#: Good on you, gentlemen, for finally closing the analog hole; for creating and distributing a way of listening to music that mathematically ensures it can never possibly be recorded and bootlegged.

But there's still a way around it, wouldn't you say? Any schmuck listening to a song can go and cover it illegally afterward, butchering it just enough to confuse the plagiarism-detector which Mr. Drane here has worked so hard on, and score a million hits before it gets taken down. Yes, we could have a whole advertising campaign around the world in days discouraging illegal covers, but you'd be surprised how skeptical kids are these days.

There is one more very important battle left for copyright. With the new physical DRM requirement on all remaining audio & video-sharing websites already in place, swapping the hardware shouldn't be terribly difficult. Now, this diagram is of what we're calling an optoneural impression device...

#: They cackle loudly. "Yes, and you'd better get used to this new form, because you'll be staying in it... FOR THREE MINUTES!"
(They have also altered your understanding of time so you think 3 minutes is basically forever.)

Commission for my partner. Plastic Doodles on Bluesky

Drew their bunny form. petting them! Feeding them!

#livingsuit #transformation #bunny

%: heck it doesn't even have to be hyper. imagine u have a dick and u jerk off with it but it's just not there. but you just keep rubbing in midair and blood rushes to ur head and eventually u kinda just slump back.

or like imagine *thinking* ur dick was right there, and you recorded urself masturbating, but when you check the footage again nope you just put ur hand in a circle and started moving it up and down in midair, you didn't even pull ur pants down. and then when you try to remember getting off ur memories are just consistent with what was in the footage. but u swear...

%: you know that thing where an artist will draw a piece with hyper genitals in it, and then they'll also draw a sfw with the genitals layer removed and just this negative space where they previously were.

that's *gotta* have aesthetic potential.

piece where character 1 is way on the left edge of the frame going "you like what you see?~" and character 2's way at the other edge clasping their hands together with heart eyes going "OoOOoh!!". there is nothing in between them.

next frame: character 1 is thrusting their crotch upward and character 2 is somehow hovering in midair with their mouth open. there is nothing between them and there is nothing coming out of character 2's mouth.

#: You haven't quite wrapped your head around the shrink ray's manual, but it should be fine. The blue button is "set height", and the green button is "set default height". Or maybe the other way around? Whatever. Sounds like they both do the same thing.

You wonder what life would be like at just under half your height. You spin the dial on the side until it's at 2-and-a-half feet, then aim it at yourself and hit the green button.

Nothing happens! That must've been the wrong button -- how infuriating. A bit anxious to get smaller, you spin the dial all the way down to 6 inches, then aim it at yourself and hit the blue button.

As you shrink, you briefly feel natural -- but past a certain height, the device becomes too large to hold in your hands, and as you look around, you realize in terror how impossible it is to get anything done when you're this small. You can't even reach the doorknob! Briefly you panic, wondering if you'll ever get back to normal, until the rational part of your brain kicks in and you remember the large "reset" button on the back of the device. With a bit of effort, you push it.

Immediately you spring up to five times your height. Everything's back to normal. The table's still too high, but... no, duh, it's always been that high. You picked it out because with the right stool, it's like a standing desk. There's a chair next to it that someone a bit over twice your height could use comfortably with it, but that's just your big comfort chair for when you're immersed in a book and you really want to feel coddled.

You climb up on the chair, then reach for your oversized phone -- you might be overcompensating, who can say? -- and make a note to return that shrink ray. Turns out you don't really want to be even smaller.

You wonder if an opposite product exists -- something that can make you even taller than normal. You've always wondered what life would be like at 4 feet tall.

i know I'm going to sound strange for this question but do there exist any dedicated media ("mp3") players that can be controlled via a phone app?

Ie something that could do its job on its own but can additionally be controlled by my phone. Usecase is throwing it in the bag and not having to take it out and fiddle with it.

Probably an X-Y problem of my phone being unable to play music because the OOM killer keeps targeting the music app but was a curious thought anyway

!: "zoom in" button that:
1. shrinks you
2. puts you right in front of the monitor
3. makes you believe this is the normal function of a zoom button

!: another quirk of tfapp 0.1 is that all domestic animal forms arbitrarily must have an owner. you can nmanually set who your owner should be in the settings but it's really pretty unintuitive, you're more likely to press "TF" and find that your owner has been set to the nearest person, with a sensible default loyalty that happens to mean you can't imagine unsetting them as your owner

if you don't want an owner, the *correct* workaround is to set your loyalty low enough as to have no effect. some people might tell you the workaround is to set yourself as your owner. this does work, but if your loyalty is still high, you'll be fixated on being the perfect little pet for your owner, whenever they get back.

!: average tfapp 0.1 alpha experience:
"4 feet"
[becomes quadrupedal]
"2 feet"
[becomes 24 inches tall]
"5 feet"
[tail becomes a foot]
"2 feet, dammit"
[becomes two feet]

x: You want your plushie to be as big as you? Are you sure? Well, alright.
You know, you could've thought just a little longer about how that could be misconstrued. Just a couple seconds! But maybe it's for the better you didn't, because *aren't you two the cutest?*

P: You can transform into anything you want, as long as your new form fits within the dimensions of your bounding box. Your bounding box starts out as the smallest cube that can fully contain your base form laying down.

If you're into bigger TFs, that might sound lame, but your bounding box only applies to the initial state of your new form. Just have the form you choose be curled up! Or have your form be very low-density, but start out packed into a small space. Similarly, you could pick a form that grows into something bigger, like how a seed becomes a tree. And don't forget to exploit the diagonals of the box. The possibilities for circumvention are endless!

Oh, by the way: every time you transform, your bounding box shrinks by one millimeter in all dimensions.

If you plan to TF a lot, better find some good workarounds... and if you TF a *lot*, well, hope you settle on a pretty good 1-cubic-millimeter final form.