Grimm :bc:GrimmReality@beige.party
Jun 1, 2025, 1:04 AMThe new neighbors across the back yard have put up a chicken coop so I will be researching "Rube Goldberg egg-filching machine" and "how to camouflage a Rube Goldberg machine."
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- Grimm :bc:GrimmReality@beige.partyJun 1, 2025, 1:35 AM
If you live on the East Side of Madison and have chickens, I just want you to know you can bribe me to not steal your eggs by giving me eggs.
- Grimm :bc:GrimmReality@beige.partyJun 1, 2025, 1:43 AM
Going door-to-door in the neighborhood soliciting "customers" for my groundbreaking new egg protection racket.
Richard Cole ¯\_(🧔🏻)_/¯homeindorset@mastodonapp.ukJun 1, 2025, 4:24 PM@GrimmReality Closely followed by the discovery of sound-proof curtains, once the cock arrives, so that the hens will lay.