I am not going to float the obvious question here, which is "Is it OK to kinda want to fuck your beer," because I know it is not but, look, SOMEBODY in this process said "Hey, let's make them want to fuck the beer."

My beer is fucken hot.

ORKIN MAN AT SARAH CONNOR'S HOUSE: Yeahp, not gonna sugar-coat it, you got Terminators.

Going door-to-door in the neighborhood soliciting "customers" for my groundbreaking new egg protection racket.

If you live on the East Side of Madison and have chickens, I just want you to know you can bribe me to not steal your eggs by giving me eggs.

The new neighbors across the back yard have put up a chicken coop so I will be researching "Rube Goldberg egg-filching machine" and "how to camouflage a Rube Goldberg machine."

I mean, yeah, some - a LOT - of it is AI but you still had to write and record the song, but sure, I guess the turnaround time on an audiovisual spectacle is just like 30 minutes now.

Ok, first, this is great and also gives me certain feelings that I won't go into, but second, hasn't the #TACO thing been extant for like a fucking WEEK? HOW THE FUCK DID ANYONE PUT THIS TOGETHER IN A FUCKING WEEK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaJ2jni3D4I

I don’t worry about what happens to the good guys who work at ICE, just trying to to do their jobs, for the same reason I don’t worry about Santa Claus’s cholesterol.

No one who works for ICE or CBP or DHS generally deserves a moment of peace, much less blithe normalization. If you know any, make it clear, in whatever means might be available to you, they are fucking vermin. Make this memetic to the point where it is not even "controversial," simply the accepted vernacular toward any occupying army.

Their job is ethnically cleansing the Other, so Other the shit out of the fucking lot of them.

There will be a point - and what happened in San Diego today is fucking empirical research in this regard - where ICE goons will fire live rounds into a neighborhood crowd trying to stand up for their neighbors and it will not go well for the ICE goons thereafter. If you even have the slightest tendency of giving cops the benefit of the doubt, shed it now and really try to get that those bursts of violence will be what's left of society trying to heal in the most organic way possible. Excising predators from their midst.

If you are not yet "radicalized" to understand that an actual functioning society needs to denazify, fucking violently where necessary, its justice system/martial aparatus, fine, you process information at your own pace, but just very much know, this is what got us to the inhuman things you are probably now decrying.

Radicalize now or we're all fucked.

Many of us said this, particularly in 2019-2020, ICE, CBP and a vast VAST majority of law enforcement in the United States needed to be denazified. Democratic Leadership didn't want to do that because "normalcy" or whatever, and they left a pre-politicized SS in place, simply awaiting the return of their messiah. You can argue that Abolish-ICE position was "radical" all you want, but here's the thing people radicalized by a conservative state manifesting as brutal programmatic predation know that a lot of liberals don't, which is they, the wacky leftists in the coalition, have been fucking consistently right about all this shit (HEY, remember the Iraq war cuz I sure fucking do) while liberals have fucking ignored it, tried to spackle over it, and lost. Now we're all fucked, and if you, dear sensible centrist, presume to preach deradicalization at this point, any rational person should fucking punch you in the head. That's where we're at.

There's a lot of counterfactual scenarios to play with re how the United States became a fascist country - which it absolutely is now - but none of ANY of this gets resolved until any organization/movement capable of righting it is willing to hang men and women for violating the oath of office they took to opt, instead, for fealty to self-proclaimed ubermensch whose entire battery of orders worked to defy the country's constitution and do that specifically to destroy vulnerable people's lives for the crime of nothing.

Munich Putsch cadres to Schutzstaffel is a well-worn path. It's not going to be an iota different here.

Some of those ICE agents are Proud Boys and we all fucking know it.

If you are perhaps overseas or just not extra porn- or kink-savvy and not immediately getting this because it is invoking a particular cultural parochialism, no worries, but trust me, this is about as nuclear a burn you can drop on any "alpha" "traditional-values"-horking sack of shit in American fashdom.

@tayfonay this may have made it worth it.

Whichever smart, hilarious low-level staffer went wildcat on, or hijacked, the Democratic Party's twitter account should probably be elevated to national chairman and several concurrent vicechair positions of the Democratic Party and be given Schumer's job immediately.

VATICAN HELPLINE: So wait, THAT'S why you want an exorcist?

ME: I paid twenty bucks for those earbuds.