RE: https://mastodon.social/@pixelfed/117475496004804918

ONCE THIS QUOTE TOOT IS 12 HOURS OLD. THE PHP UPDATE SHOULD BE RELEASED.

ETA: Wednesday, 21 October 2026 at 14:00 UTC.

RE: https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/117162615210676468

FUCK.. a few minutes too slow

Yes, I used an em dash because they rule and you can take them from my cold dead keyboard

But it was also a test because “if string contains the bad character” is your anti LLM protection, you’ve got bigger problems.

As a test, I’ve signed up for 5 major “reviewed” mastodon instances.

3 of them denied my account because my pitch was apparently too LLMy (I wrote it in a style) AND/OR it wasn’t from a Gmail or major email provider (which is actually my favourite response from a decentralised network).

We are bad at antispam. We are bad at moderation. Humans are tilting at windmills.

@ivory my stupid ass upgraded to the iOS beta and now ivory refuses to detect my paid licence.

:psyduck:

Adelaide city club has not fixed the gaint pot hall. Time to escalate the art warfare.

Ideas?

I just committed 15 PRs (Bug fixes and improvements) to @loops and so can you!

Please join the :Loops: development community!

https://github.com/joinloops/loops-server

RE: https://socialontario.ca/@smattymatty/115980949272698821

Call to action for artists... @loops would love a mascot animal...

I'd love to make us a plush to join #Plushtodon toys.

#artists #arts

This isn’t new but my iphone keeps vibrating without any notification attached. Very annoying.

Dear mastodon instance admin, I will happily take over the hosting of your instance if you cannot handle the administrative burden (time or cost)!

https://fedicloud.au/ by @PostersUnionAU has the capacity to host 10+ instances in dire straits or not.

(I hate to hear that instances shut down without notice)

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"They're here"

Mastodon Quote toots are hitting the fediverse.

Computers are haunted.

Mastodon shouldn't have a dislike button, but should absolutely have a Boo button.

Testing.

Girlfriend has made me a hat and arm warmers out of a cashmere sweater I ruined (shrank 4 sizes in the dyer).

I'm on the hunt for a 1970s Japan Bass clone.. Sakai EB-0 SG E-Bass 1975